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A long time ago, far away on the planet of Cybertron, a war was being waged between the noble Autobots (led by the wise Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by the dreaded Megatron) for control over the Allspark, a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possessed it. The Autobots managed to smuggle the Allspark off the planet, but Megatron blasted off in search of it. He eventually tracked it to the planet of Earth (circa 1850), but his reckless desire for power sent him right into the Arctic Ocean, and the sheer cold forced him into a paralyzed state. His body was later found by Captain Archibald Witwicky, and before going into a comatose state Megatron used the last of his energy to engrave a map, showing the location of the Allspark, into the Captain's glasses, and send a transmission to Cybertron. He is then carted away by the Captain's ship. A century later, Sam Witwicky, nicknamed Spike by his friends, buys his first car. To his shock, he discovers it to be Bumblebee, an Autobot in disguise who is to protect Spike, as he bears the Captain's glasses and the map carved on them. But Bumblebee is not the only Transformer to have arrived on Earth - in the desert of Qatar, the Decepticons Blackout and Scorponok attack a U.S. military base, causing the Pentagon to send their special Sector Seven agents to capture all "specimens of this alien race," and Spike and his girlfriend Mikaela find themselves in the middle of a grand battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons, stretching from Hoover Dam all the way to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, within the depths of Hoover Dam, the cryogenically stored form of Megatron awakens...

actors:

Shia LaBeouf	as Sam 'Spike' Witwicky
Megan Fox	as Mikaela
Josh Duhamel	as Captain Lennox
Rachael Taylor	as Maggie
Tyrese Gibson	as USAF Master Sgt. Epps
Jon Voight	as Keller
Anthony Anderson	as Glen
John Turturro	as Agent Simmons
Michael O'Neill	as Banachek
Peter Cullen	as Optimus Prime
Charlie Bodin	as USAF Staff Sergent
Andrew Caldwell	as Cafe' kid 1
Bryan Cox	as
Keith David	as Barricade
Frederic Doss	as Navy Petty Officer

directors:
Michael Bay
rating:0.00

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(This comment has been removed from IMDb on the basis of a report abuse
someone else, so I'm guessing is quite unfair, perhaps spoiled
some aspect of "plot" if you can call to consider that for some poor soul)

I think it was about four or five words at the opening narration when
who broke into laughter. "Before time began ..." Ouch. When a movie can not go
5 seconds without a cliché, does not deserve to be viewed, at least not with
one side.

Michael Bay's Transformers is hilariously awful, a sub-Ed Wood
matter all the way through a camp classic in the making. If Bay is the new
Edward D. Wood, Jr. Transformers can then be the new Plan 9 from Outer Space
. Let me count the ways:

1. Incoherente narration / incoherent plot? Check.

2. Laughably bad dialogue? Check.

3. Pompous foreigners with unexplained plan to conquer Earth? Check.

4. Day by night becomes an instant? Check.

5. Copioso use of military stock footage? Check.

6. Epic number of errors of continuity? Check.

7. Dramatic confrontations resolved through fistfights? Check.

8. Dramatic scenes that fly straight from left field? Check. ( "I'm so happy
gave me in the car with you.")

9. Formerly respectable biggest star is sinking to a new low? Check. (Poor, poor
Jon Voight)

10. Incredible overacting that is evidently encouraged by the director?
Check.

11.Character who can not speak for no apparent reason? Check.

12. Rampant stereotypes (not just racial, but things like more police
acting dumb, doing a lot of shouting and eating bagels, and
military officers are all the secrets a minute and said
spilling secrets the next)? Check.

13. Characters with a lot of time facing not stop playing
important role in the story? "Check. (What utility has Duhamel and
troops in Qatar after serving the first ten minutes?)

14. Heavy handed social / political commentary / references? Check. (eBay,
eBay, eBay; imagine how problems could have been avoided if he had just bought the damned
glasses EBAY OFF!)

15. A flying saucer to catch fire then crashes? Check.

16. Sudden flashes of light appear from nowhere and knock
characters? Check.

17. The action in some shots is hopelessly confused? Check.

18. A character in the hilarious scene of death is matched only by his praise
hilarious? Check.

19. The action stops suddenly so that someone can explain the
back-story? Check.

20. Random bursts of laughter fill the theatre during the screening? Check.

21. Deficiencies in the dialogue perfect for Mystery Science Theater 3000-esque
comment? Check.

22. Inevitable worship? Check.

Only these three things have disappeared, keeping true greatness
Ed Wood:

1. Not giant octopus. (Although Scorponok comes close.)

2. Not transvestites. (Have the prefix "trans-" in the title, though.)

3. Not ridiculously campy speech by the main villain. (Just "I AM
Megatron !!!", which is much campy but not much of a speech.)

Perhaps these'll be in the Director's Cut.

Except, of course, Ed Wood film has heart, even in its worst
that feel more like exercises in film product placement.
Bay has nothing even remotely resembling a heart in his chest -
is why he is not wood, even in the league as an evil leader, no matter how many laughs
his get terrible movies. And, at least, movies Wood
not cost $ 150 million to make.

am a fan of Transformers way back. I have an Optimus Prime and Megatron
over one of my books. He old videotapes of
fondly remembered series of cartoons and a copy of the 20 th anniversary
DVD movie. I was worried that this movie is going to hurt my childhood memories
beyond repair, like Star Wars Episode I did. But the film is
too stupid and too bad to have a real impact on me. The old
animated film, is as bad, mops the floor with this.
If anything, is more mature (!) And entertaining. The music
former cinema is terrible, but it fits. The music here is just terrible
.

There are good points, but none close enough to anywhere. John Turturro
is the only actor who escapes unscathed this mess - his great over-the-top performance
suggests that he really understands how the Z-grade
the script it was. He is very fun to watch, even as he is
quickly reduced to a non-entity of the plot mechanics.
Turturro is a great actor and this part only serves to elevate their status in my eyes.
I hope you got a paycheck serious.

I could not CGI as a general rule, but the special effects are here
moderately convincing, at least in those rare moments when the camera is not working
idiot cartwheels to darken. Frankly, as
models for the new TFS (the Autobots, anyway - I can barely tell apart
the Decepticons), but the fact that they have little personality
is not so beloved.

Perhaps the sequel will be up to the high levels of Ed Wood's
Night of the Ghouls. But I doubt it.
Transformers is very heterogeneous. There are great things about him and
there are some not so great things about him ...

Good:

- visual effects. Perhaps the best special effects I've ever seen
in a movie. The transformations are amazing not to mention
Super-awesome. The CGI fits perfectly with the live action and
is easy to forget how difficult logistically a lot of what had been
to film.

- The sound design. The sound effects are designed to compliment each action
do everything twice as exciting. Probably less recognized is the
exotic atmosphere created by some of the score increases
tension effectively and most likely without
most of the audience to notice.

- Shia LeBeouf. Without him the film would not be so attractive.
has natural comic timing and is probably second to none in
expressing disbelief of the "holy crap, there is a giant alien robot
transforming in front of me" variety.

- Humor. Transformers fun is that most good comedies
that I did not expect at all. The Transformers themselves are often
fun of what they are impressive.

- Decepticons. The man who was cool. The opening scene is particularly
kick-ass.

The bad:

- Megan Fox. If hot means "can not act and does not weigh much" then yes,
it is very hot. It is not a good sign if you want one of the main characters
of dying or at least leave the road and stop trying
act. His performance just seemed too little, and probably was not helped by his
dialogue.

- The script. Although the argument is generally good, some of
dialogue is terrible. Too much of the film is dedicated to Mumbo Jumbo
technical explanations to the audience simply not interested. The less serious
parts of the script work very well though.

- Michael Bay. Although some of the action scenes are very well put together
and humor are very good sides eventually Bay can not stop
ruin some of the scenes with flashy editing and unnecessarily during
top drama accompanied by none-too-subtle dramatic music. Not that
Michael Bay's style is too high, it's too cliches.

- music. Nothing new here (other than the foreign parts of drilling). Virtually
rips of Batman Begins and is otherwise forgettable. The
music should improve the film or what was interesting topics
emotions, not force-feeding the drama we can see clearly in the
screen in super slow motion.

The ugly:

- Megatron. He is ugly. And super cool.

Therefore, my verdict? The good outweighs the bad quite comfortably. If
drew the evil that might even have a classic on their hands. Instead you get
revolutionary action scenes and some great comedy with Michael Bay
brand exclusive address of mediocre sprinkled throughout.

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