House of the Dead

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This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...

actors:

Jonathan Cherry	as Rudy
Tyron Leitso	as Simon
Clint Howard	as Salish
Ona Grauer	as Alicia
Ellie Cornell	as Jordan Casper
Will Sanderson	as Greg
Enuka Okuma	as Karma
Kira Clavell	as Liberty
Sonya Salomaa	as Cynthia
Michael Eklund	as Hugh
David Palffy	as Castillo
J??rgen Prochnow	as Capt. Victor Kirk
Steve Byers	as Matt
Erica Durance	as Johanna
Birgit Stein	as Lena

directors:
Uwe Boll
rating:2.00

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There are people out there who GreenLight nothing!
That is the only explanation I can offer as to why the House of the Dead movie exists.
And that's just part of fear throughout the film. It is so bad it shut down

films forever. I wanted to change this seriously and turn the television across the
paint drying channel, but I was bound by my word to suffer the whole thing.

I do not know why I do these bad things to myself. As if

matter, here is jíst the basis of the 'history'. A group of
twenty-somethings are so desperate to escape to some island in the Pacific Northwest
(Canada reality, because it is cheap) for "Rave
of the Century" (which comprises around 8 person and a raving-music) that
pay some rugged old fisherman $ 1000 to take him after they lose
main ferry. That's gotta some rave to be worth everything that the mass! The fisherman
warned that the island is also known as the Isle of the Dead

(hang on-I thought this was a House of the Dead?) And they are all convicted
< br> yadda yadda yadda. First

failures here. Why rave a little bit (of the century my foot!)

Be held in some remote islands? Why someone voluntarily pay loads of money for

get it? Why pay more for the craggy old fisherman to take back

when that might come back with others?

Once they arrive they discover that the rave (comprising about 2
tents, a small stage and a port-a-john) has been shattered, blood
everywhere and nobody around. What would any rational person think
? Running for his life of course. But no, these CLUELESS obviously
blind people decide to go look for them. Soon they discover an ancient
destartalado that the house 50 times bigger on the inside as it is in the
abroad. Another half an hour of stumbling around forests continues, as

an excuse to kill some of the minor characters, and after much tedium

get them back into the house again . The characters, like the film,
go anywhere.

Jammed in this terrible disaster is a glut of gobbledygook
dialogue,
heinous act, Mumbo-jumbo and zillions of exposure
clips from the once-popular arcade game of the same name. Why this was universally accepted

like a good idea with the filmmakers never going to know. Clips
have no reference to any of the scenes and only further degrade this garbage, if

is at its utmost.

It has nothing to do with the game to save some cheap, throw line
finish. Resident Evil ago to see how the film glory. Hell, even the
Double Dragon movie seems multi-Oscar worthy compared to this garbage.

The only one that comes out of this with his dignity intact is still
Jurgen Prochnow. He could have just taken their money and ran but he tries his best
with the terrible script and brings a bit of pathos to his character.

The rest of the cast sucking I'm afraid. The characters are idiots and
deserve to die.

Plus, if you cut the swearing and pointless nudity, I see no reason why

this film can not be shown on television on Saturday mornings. It is not alarming in
the slightest. Pirates of the Caribbean is more fearsome than the skeleton

bad guys in this movie. And when we did all the bad guys come from anyway?

There were only a few people on the island to begin. I suppose this justifies
why we chose to reuse scenes over and over again. I kid not,

you see the same zombie die a dozen times.

Who is ultimately to blame for a scandal that waste celluloid? None
another
the director Uwe Boll. His control over the film is non-existent.

You can clearly see the actors have no idea what they should do and that
zombies are not really taking this seriously. The actors seem

are reading cue cards, as they constantly break in the middle of long sentences and
lead to talk as soon as they see the next card. All
feels very unnatural.

Plus the film is like a shot in two parts mini-series. Admittedly, I have seen
better than
television productions. And I started editing. The film is an incoherent babble
with thousands and thousands of shots and sense of direction
tens camera pans. No real skill or talent was put into
doing at all. This really puzzled and Boggle mind how this film
unfathomably evil done to collect and George A. Romero can not even get anyone to

who so requests. House of the Dead makes reference to some idiot Romero

in a vague attempt to be "post-modern", but that only irritates that in his view
This is in the same league as a true movie zombies.

Why it's worth, the image looks great 1.85:1 anamórfico and
Dolby 5.1
banda sonora is clean but very little and only serves to give
the most heavily-used ADR further. The DVD comes with extras, but why
torture yourself. Is not this review warning enough? Stay away! You all
sentenced tell you! Damn! Damn!

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