Mean Machine

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(comedy, drama, sport)
Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them. Game on......

actors:

Vinnie Jones	as Danny Meehan
David Kelly	as Doc
David Hemmings	as Governor
Ralph Brown	as Burton
Vas Blackwood	as Massive
Robbie Gee	as Trojan
Geoff Bell	as Ratchett
John Forgeham	as Sykes
Sally Phillips	as Tracey
Jason Flemyng	as Bob Likely
Danny Dyer	as Billy the Limpet
Jason Statham	as The Broadhurst Monk
Martin Wimbush	as Z
David Reid	as Barman
David Cropman	as Second Barman

directors:
Barry Skolnick
rating:6.10

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Call your new cycle-old cliches of the past perhaps, but this movie, with
Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham's impressionable performances, it's worth
before seeing this movie hits the video stores or cable! At least, his
characters are just as fun and wild as The Longest Yard-`Burt Reynolds'
lot!

of course, this is one of omprobar a boy of the film which encourages the contras, and
jeers for its screws ` '! Even so, this is a British comedy with loads of silly
goofs, strengthening a fantastic game of football to hold viewers' interest
. I just wish all football games provide equal excitement! This film
that is a drama that the whole cast to put in place until the laughter! Yes, good old British
'tavern' language… if viewers have a knack for
cockney accents and idioms! I am not a fan of sport, nor I like about nudging
ruthless and insensitive, but I literally behaved like a stadium spectator,
guffawing boisterously while watching a team demean another. Each team has its
psychotic players with their crazy antics! Tough
charlatans and their struggle for power in the open field!

Blimey! A bunch of scenes that my brain rock and shake belly! The erratic
"Mambo Jumbo 'music Result certainly builds up steam. Certainly, I will have to try to get used to
`Irish eyes are smiling" trait samba beat!
But in general, the compilation of music does well to Burn up the mood. The camerawork
often diminishes my eyes focus on my attempt to catch up with
actions and ingenuity! Only a great football landscape, but there
living action enough to captivate the eyes! Some cool air ` 'camera
too!

atlas But this is not the kind of film that is presented for reflection
once ended. Everything is predictable, as in many sports-flicks. Laughing
while recent events! And I think that the only credible thing about this movie
Extensity is a corrupt man of gambling ills that goes with the sport, as portrayed by the villainous
Hemmings!

of course, there is a lesson in learning to get through this movie:
takes meanness in the fight against meanness! Surprise? Of course not! What more can be
expect from a bunch of toughies, wrapped in a rough and sport within a
sinister environment! Rules, hence, are supposed to be broken and there will be much
vicious manipulation around the world sleeves! And how each
offender faces is a laughing matter! I sure was fun watching this
Shake…


On the basis of Keenan Wynn's' The longest Yard ', adds Fletcher
Brit wit to the script as Skolnick directs a splendid film. Of course the story
is nothing new (like most sports flicks), but the mood conducts
charm. The characters are fun to watch and Curiously
the players have known, starred in Guy Ritchie movies. It is as if they were
in prison for crimes they committed in these films. But only
to avoid any misunderstanding, this is not a crime film and is very different from those
Ritchie films, both in style and content.
One does not have to be a football fan to enjoy it as entertainment value
is universal. The football match was hilarious sequence and
only if the parties were real entertaining half! All actors do a fine job
, but Vinnie Jones is leading the film and it is nice to see
him as a boy who receives a beating compared with
tough guy roles he is typecast in general , This is a fun little film, not one to
be taken too seriously.

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