In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

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(action, adventure, fantasy)
Download Movie In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege TaleA man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son — two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.


Jason Statham as Farmer
John Rhys-Davies as Merick
Ray Liotta as Gallian
Matthew Lillard as Duke Fallow
Leelee Sobieski as Muriella
Burt Reynolds as King Konreid
Ron Perlman as Norick
Will Sanderson as Bastian
Claire Forlani as Solana
Brian J. White as Tarish
Kristanna Loken as Elora
Paul Wu as Lieutenant Rawden
Daniel Boileau as Slave
Sage Brocklebank as Soldier #2
Denis Corbett as Villager
Uwe Boll

The film is garbage. If you've seen any Uwe Boll flicks in the past,
know exactly what to expect. Not that the actors are bad for
say (most are doing everything possible given the limitations of the terrible
script), but the whole film just reeks of bad editing and worse
direction. It's bad. Really bad. Almost strong enough to be considered a guilty pleasure
just so you can writhe and cringe the way it is awful.
of course, is not as bad as last year's Eragon,
but do not expect anything close to what The Lord of The Rings gave us in terms of
epic fantasy adventure.

Oh, and those ten stars that read reviews? Uwe Boll has to be
paying them. I can not imagine anyone there (even on the Internet) is
THAT stupid consider this a good movie.
We went to this movie intentionally (knowing his reputation), as a means of escape
really busy and stressful Friday. Is not recommended
movie to anyone who has serious intentions of cinema, however, as kitsch
this movie almost succeeds. So, OK, we tried to go home and convince our
"know" that children "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"
worth opener on Friday to vote, but failed
laughing about five minutes in our rave only when they are not having any of it.

So let me add a few notes convincing. For 'entertainment' value, given what we were looking
after a long Friday, we were very satisfied, although we are concerned that
sometimes our groans and guffaws, and open commentary < br> could have altered some of the other 30 or so people in the theater
(but by their own laughter). King Burt Reynolds? Oh well. We must admit that Ray Liotta
"Goodfellas" reprise as an evil wizard
What is the most incredible we've seen since Jack Lemmon service as a Horatio
Branagh in "Hamlet." Of course This mention of Uwe Boll effort
alongside Kenneth Branagh is entirely appropriate, unless
Branagh's "Hamlet" had little entertainment value of any kind. The school is still
on which of the two can make the worst movie of a decade. If

Matthew Lillard's over-the-top contributions to "In the name o. .. "
(which is all the title that fits on the ticket to the theatre marquee
) served well in a film with vines hanging Amazon, synchronized
ninja archers, prolonged attention to the outside long shots, granular irrational
close-ups, and some of the most inane dialogue in movie history,
one wonders, if so, why Scooby Doo not put in a cameo in a < br> from the castle dungeon or scenes.

however, many of the second-tier characters were convincing and
well acted, in the midst of all the mish-Mosh effects of inconsistent and
disaffects. So there were times when one, although not entirely
forget how bad this movie was, I felt compassion for
many who are in it. Or should all have known better? But

laugh! Oh my, made us laugh, to the extent that they became uncomfortable laughter
on a screen littered with corpses and actors
struggling for motivation. Oh, we could have seen theater or high
reflection and art, but this way our Friday night was pure poetry ...

the dungeon was dark and dank bodies in a pile and the smell was above
heap Ray Liotta smile.

polyester suit as his assistant a man with deception, but then behind a squeaky-line
Ray Liotta was the smile of

when Uwe Boll directs a film the casting is done with style which is why
for worse, nothing is Ray Liotta as the sweet smile of

and although hoot and holla such feckless ridiculous bile laughing now
All the way to bank Ray Liotta is the smile

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